Oh, so THAT's why your head is shaped like that! I thought you WERE wearing a helmet. But don't worry, you can hardly see the stitches on your photo. And, not wearing a cup? But at least you have no trouble hitting those high notes.

Jim, I'd love to see a rugby game with you in Scotland sometime. I had a buddy in Chicago who played it. Or, if you get to Nashville, you can check out our Titans, they're not very big or strong, of course, compared to you guys who just play in your skirts.

Hey you know the definition of a quarter tone? A bagpiper tuning his drones.

Why do bagpipers walk when they play? To get away from the sound.

A Scotland football fan, out walking his dog, came across an old bottle from which a genie appeared, offering the man a wish. The fan asks if his dog could win at the National Dog Show. The genie sees the scruffy mutt and replies "You're going to need to think of another wish." The fan then asks "Can you make Scotland beat England 3-0?" The genie immediately says "Let me have another look at your dog."

Anyway, there's a chance I might be going to Ireland this year, if I do I'll try to make it up your way. Ireland's pretty much the same as Scotland, isnt' it?


You've got to know your limitations. I don't know what your limitations are. I found out what mine were when I was twelve. I found out that there weren't too many limitations, if I did it my way. -Johnny Cash

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