Ireland is not too far. about an hour or so by plane or an overnight ferry. It is just like Scotland except it is IRELAND.

I DO watch gridiron from time to time (used to follow the redskins) ANYWAY it is the only time in american history that the indians meet cowboys in a fair fight.

Re the kilt. It is a fact that more non scots wear it than scots.
Apart from weddings and pipe bands you never see it here.
Anyway my son is getting married this June. He wants us to wear kilts. Do they come in denim I asked. Will send you pics if it ever happens. I know how you like a good laugh.

I am in process of making a solo album due out summer will send you a copy if it ever happens I know how you like a good laugh.


Anyway there was this bass player and he went into a music equipment store. I want a pedal to make my guitar sound better he said. Certainly said the storkeeper and gave him a kill pedal.
Will that work said the bass player.
well take this in case and he gave hime ear muffs.
What about the audience said the bass player.
They can buy their own ear muffs said the storkeeper.

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