One day, a friend and I killed a couple dozen chickens. We were going to use axes at the chopping block, but the number of chickens made it unwieldy, so we wrung their necks (I've choked a lot of chickens in my day smile ). Anyway, after all that killing, I felt like Joe Stalin. So, to purge myself, I wrote this song.

Dr. Doom
(c)1987 words and music by Mike Dunbar

Watch out all you chickens
I am Dr. Doom
My hatchet is your guillotine
My fryin' pan's your tomb
Who's that slowly creepin' into your room?
It's Dr. Doom

Look out all you catfish
Here comes Mr. Death
Once I get you on my hook
You'll breathe your last fish breath
Who's that slowly creepin' into your room?
It's Dr. Doom

Careful all you ladies
They call me Mr. Bad
Chances are you'll say that I'm
The best you ever had
Who's that slowly creepin' into your room?
Dr. Doom


You've got to know your limitations. I don't know what your limitations are. I found out what mine were when I was twelve. I found out that there weren't too many limitations, if I did it my way. -Johnny Cash

It's only music.
-niteshift

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