Mr. Knowitall
Sublevel Music NYC
Today

Dear Mr Knowitall,

In response to your general cattle call for hit songs, please find attatched, my rendition of that well known industry song "Champion" by urban poet, Scott Campbell.

As Mr Campbells' work is truely uniqiue, I have added my own uniqueness to it's origional uniqueness, thus providing a truely doubly unique listening experience which no-one else on the planet is capable of performing.

Mr Campbells credentials are well known, but mine you may not be aware of. I have studied with the Wibbley Warbly Singers Institute of Wisconsen, the Crackling Conundrum Choir in Cleveland, and am currently lead soloist in the Shower Singers Ensemble in Saskatuan. ( just don't bend over to pick up the soap....ahem )

As this song is s well known, it needs no further introduction. I understand it was even covered by some fellow from NY who turned it into a young persons' "head banging" tune, of all things.

Thank you for your time, and you may deposit my advance directly into my Swiss bank account upon your acceptance of my obvious ability.

kindest regards, The Next Phenomenommenommenom....... oh, you get it. ( try saying that with various mind altering substances in the system...... *sniff gurgle belch* )

Ps - link here.... http://iacmusic.com/songs.aspx?SongID=74383&ArtistID=70202